有沒有英文高手幫我翻譯這段 我20點相贈
Is anyone even surprised that this kind of stuff would come from Japan? That whole country is like Bizarro world. They do everything we do, just in a really strange way. It reminds me of that scene in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" where they go near Toontown, and you can see clouds of smoke and yelling and fighting and all sorts of haywire shit happening above the horizon to signify the complete and total lunacy of the place. Japan is just like that. The whole world continuously scratches its head at the far east, then sits back and watches to see what wacky thing the Japanese will do next. I mean, I'm sure the culture is swell once you get past all the incest and pedophilia and giant robots and all, but after that--huh? Japan is super crazy place, 100 PERCENT! Note: there's actually two forms of Jpop. The faster kind which gives the hardiest Dance Dance Revolution masters a run for their money, which is indistinguishable from Eurobeat, and the more bubblegum kind, called Shibuya-kei. You can tell which is which.
Update:
那個**** 是 s h i t 啦~ 知識去髒字所以沒顯示出來~
Is anyone even surprised that this kind of stuff would come from Japan? That whole country is like Bizarro world. They do everything we do, just in a really strange way. It reminds me of that scene in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" where they go near Toontown, and you can see clouds of smoke and yelling and fighting and all sorts of haywire shit happening above the horizon to signify the complete and total lunacy of the place. Japan is just like that. The whole world continuously scratches its head at the far east, then sits back and watches to see what wacky thing the Japanese will do next. I mean, I'm sure the culture is swell once you get past all the incest and pedophilia and giant robots and all, but after that--huh? Japan is super crazy place, 100 PERCENT! Note: there's actually two forms of Jpop. The faster kind which gives the hardiest Dance Dance Revolution masters a run for their money, which is indistinguishable from Eurobeat, and the more bubblegum kind, called Shibuya-kei. You can tell which is which.
Update:
那個**** 是 s h i t 啦~ 知識去髒字所以沒顯示出來~
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有人會因為這些東西是從日本來的而驚訝媽?
That whole country is like Bizarro world.
這個國家像及了古怪/怪異 的世界 ((BIZARRO 葡萄牙 話)
They do everything we do, just in a really strange way.
他們做的事情跟我們都一樣 只是做的方法非常奇怪
It reminds me of that scene in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" where they go near Toontown, and you can see clouds of smoke and yelling and fighting and all sorts of haywire ***** happening above the horizon to signify the complete and total lunacy of the place.
他讓我想起在"WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT"裡的一段, 當他們接近TOON鎮時, 在地平線的上方, 你可以看到像似菸的雲 嘶吼和打殺和不同種方狂的****意味著當地完全的愚蠢行為 "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT"是電影名子 toon是城鎮的名子
Japan is just like that.
日本就是那樣的
The whole world continuously scratches its head at the far east, then sits back and watches to see what wacky thing the Japanese will do next.
整個世界不斷的朝著東方抓著他們的頭,然後坐下看著奇怪的日本人接下來會做什麼事
I mean, I'm sure the culture is swell once you get past all the incest and pedophilia and giant robots and all, but after that--huh?
我的意思是,我相信他們的文化一定很廣,當你越過 亂倫,戀童狂和巨大的機器人 但接下來呢? 亨?
Japan is super crazy place, 100 PERCENT!
日本是個瘋狂的地方, 百分之百!
Note: there's actually two forms of Jpop. The faster kind which gives the hardiest Dance Dance Revolution masters a run for their money, which is indistinguishable from Eurobeat, and the more bubblegum kind, called Shibuya-kei. You can tell which is which.
筆記: 實際上有兩種形式的Jpop. 比較快的那種給你最難的 "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" 師博, 也就是跟EUROBEAT 難以分辨, 和那種比較像泡泡口香糖的 叫做 "SHIBUYA-KEI" 妳可以分辨哪是哪種.
因該是這樣翻.... 希望對你有幫助....不太可能完全照翻 不然聽起來會不順 仳如... the apple i ate was good 蘋果我吃很好 聽起來會很奇怪所以 是要翻成 我吃的蘋果很好吃