急!!!!!!徵求翻譯中翻英 - 手錶

By David
at 2010-05-11T00:00

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拜託了各位大大們
在一個被深海海綿寶寶侵害而受到淹沒的森林中，終於出現了史上最強勁又有智慧的勇者，身穿紅色大披風，又有著曼妙的身材及聰明過人的紅帽姐。
有一天，紅帽姐終於決定要和深海海綿寶寶一決勝負，於是就找了全森林最勇猛的野狼哥攜手合作。
紅帽: 野狼哥，我已經決定要為我們的家園和深海海綿寶寶一較高下，你願意加入我嘛?
野狼: 但是我已經老了，或許你應該另請他人。
紅帽: 不! 在這森林中還有誰能像你一樣如此的勇猛，你一定要加入我
野狼: 好吧! 就為了我們的家園，我願意奮戰，但我覺得這樣我們太薄弱了，
我們需要其他人一起並肩作戰
紅帽: 我們去找仙女和灰姑娘吧! 我相信她們一定會跟我們一同奮戰到底!
就在前往仙女家的途中，赫然聽見維尼廚師的呼喊。
不久後,他們看見維尼廚師深受大飛鳥的攻擊
維尼: 救命~救命~誰救救我
紅帽: 天阿，是維尼廚師
野狼: 別怕! 只是幾隻鳥，看我怎麼把他們吃光光
野狼哥一會兒就把全部的飛鳥解決了
維尼: 感謝你們的幫忙，可惜我的蜂蜜全灑在地上了，看來我要去找灰姑娘幫忙採集蜂蜜
紅帽: 剛好! 我們也要去，一起走吧
經過了幾個小時的長途跋涉，終於到了仙女的家
紅帽: 我們來到這裡,是希望能得到仙女及灰姑娘的幫忙，為我們的森林,希望你們可以加入和深海海綿寶寶的決戰
野狼: 對! 深海海綿寶寶把我們家園都淹沒了，所以請幫助我們吧!
仙女: 看看你們大家這是什麼狼狽樣，讓我來幫你們吧!
仙女一揮棒,馬上就看見滿滿一桌飯菜及一箱的武器
姑娘: 好! 就讓我們一起合作為家園而努力
仙女: 我會幫你們指引一條安全的路，在暗中給你們幫忙的!
喝下藥水，這會讓你們平安到達目的地
得到仙女的幫助,紅帽一行人回到了森林,終於到了與深海寶寶戰鬥的時候
野狼: 因為你害我們家園破碎!看我們怎麼解決你
野狼就拿出武器朝著深海海綿寶寶開槍以及射飛鏢! 但卻一點效都沒有
寶寶: 就憑你們!還差的遠
紅帽: 看我怎麼懲罰你
此時小紅帽就拿出一堆毒蘋果朝深海海綿寶寶丟過去! 卻也是一點效也沒有
姑娘: 看我史上最硬的玻璃鞋敲死你!!!
當下灰姑娘就拿起玻璃鞋正要敲海綿寶寶的時候,卻反遭海綿寶寶的泡泡攻擊而重傷了!!
寶寶: 看我的毒泡泡攻擊把你們一個個打死!
維尼: 別忘了還有我
話一說完,維尼拿出仙女的致命武器”超強洗碗精”! 一舉攻破深海寶寶!最後再給他一腳踢出這片海域
維尼看著中毒已深的灰姑娘全身慢慢變成綠色，身材也全變了樣,就在快要死去的時候,突然聽見仙女說
仙女: 快! 他中了深海寶寶青苔泡泡的毒! 他需要深深的一吻才能保存性命
維尼: 就讓我來救你吧
維尼馬上給了灰姑娘深深的一吻! 但此時維尼也瞬間變成了綠色皮膚且又高又壯的巨人
姑娘: 是你救了我! 真是太感動了，可是我們變成了這模樣,也不敢再回去見人了!
維尼: 那就讓我們住在這海邊! 我希望在大家的見證下跟你永遠的在一起
紅帽: 我們大家都會祝福你們!
從此這片海洋就有著史瑞克和費歐娜的愛情傳說

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By Agnes
at 2010-05-14T07:19

因為字數限制, 所以以下就直接只用英文了. 還有就是人名的部分會縮寫.

紅帽 -> Red Riding Hood (RRH)
野郎 -> Big Bad Wolf (BBW)
維尼 -> Winnie the Pooh (WTP)
仙女 -> Fairy God Mother (FGM)
海綿寶寶 -> Sponge Bob (SB)
灰姑娘 -> Cinderella (C)

Long long time ago, in a forest that had been invaded by the deep ocean Sponge Bob, there, appeared the most intelligent, powerful and courageous hero who wore a bright red cape and had the most wonderful body, Ms. Red Riding Hood.

One day, RRH decided to battle SB, so she went to the forest's most valourous man, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, asking to partner up to fight this battle.

RRH: BBW, I am fed up with SB, and I want to protect our forest, our home. Would you like to join me and battle against SB?

BBW: I would love to, but I am too old. Perhaps, you should find someone else.

RRH: Oh no! There is no one else in this forest as brave and powerful as you. I beg you please join force with me!

BBW: Alright! I am willing to fight to protect our homeland, but it is just not enough with the two of us! We need to find more people to help us fight!

RRH: Oh yes, why don't we go and ask Ms. Fairy God Mother and Ms. Cinderella for help? I know they would love to fight with us to the end!

Together, BBW and RRH went on their way to visit the FGM, when all of a sudden, they heard Chef Winnie the Pooh screaming on the top of his lungs.

Shortly after, they saw Chef WTP was under attach by a huge bird, and started running towards them.

WTP: Help! Help! Someone please help me!

RRH: Oh my god! That's Chef WTP!

BBW: Don't worry just a few stupid birds! I can eat them up in no time!

Without further ado, BBW finished up all of the birds.

WTP: Oh, how can I ever thank you for saving me! Too bad I've spilled all of the honey I've collected. It looks like I'll need Ms. C's help to get more honey.

RRH: Oh perfect! We are on our way to visit her too! Let's go then!

After many hours of walking, they finally reached Ms. FGM's home.
字數限制, 剩下的會分段放在意見裡.
2010-05-13 03:36:33 補充：
RRH: Dear FGM, we are here because we would like to ask for you and Ms. C's help. For the greater good of our forest, Will you please join us to fight SB?
BBW: That's right! SB has ruined and flooded our homelands. Please help us! We really need your help!
2010-05-13 03:36:45 補充：
FGM: Look at all of you! You must be tired from the long walk. Alright, I will help you!
FGM swung her magical wand a few times in the air, and immediately, a table full of hot and delicious food as well as a box of weaponry appeared before their eyes.
2010-05-13 03:36:56 補充：
C: OK! Let us work together to protect our homes!
FGM: I will guide you the safest route and give you help secretly! Here, drink this potion; it will help you arrive to your destination safely.
2010-05-13 03:37:03 補充：
With the help of FGM, RRH and her people are back to the forest at last. It is the time for their final battle with SB.
BBW: It is all because of you, our homes are ruined! Let me finish you so you can't do anymore damage to us and the forest!
2010-05-13 03:37:11 補充：
BBW swung out his weapon and started shooting at SB with his gun and boomerang, but it was no use.
SB: Just these and you are hoping to catch me? Ha! You are far far away from even getting to me!
RRH: Oh shut up! Watch this!
2010-05-13 03:37:18 補充：
RRH started launching the poison apple at SB, but it was no use too!
C: Look out for this world's hardest glass slipper! I will nail you down with these for sure!
Just as C started reaching for her slipper to attack SB, she was injured by SB's bubble badly.
2010-05-13 03:37:25 補充：
SB: My poisonous bubbles are the most powerful weapon of all. I will kill you all in seconds!
WTP: Don't forget, there's still me!
2010-05-13 03:37:31 補充：
Immediately, WTP pulled out the deadliest weapon, "Super Dish Detergent”, which was handed to him by the FGM. With the help of this deadly weapon, he successfully injured SB and gave him his last blow before kicking SB back into the ocean.
2010-05-13 03:37:36 補充：
Soon after, WTP quickly moved back to check C's condition and discovered she had turned green because of the poison, and her body was swollen badly and out of shape. When C was about to draw in her last breath, they heard the FGM spoke to them.
2010-05-13 03:37:43 補充：
FGM: Hurry! She has been poisoned by SB's moss bubbles. She needs a kiss to save her!
WTP: Let me save you, Ms. C!
WTP gave C a loving kiss on the lips, but to their surprise, WTP's skin started turning green and his body grew into a big giant!
2010-05-14 01:40:21 補充：
昨天因為可發表意見數限制, 現補最後幾句:
C: Oh you saved me! I am so touched, but look at us, we look horrible now! I can't go back like this!
WTP: Then, let's live by this Oceanside! I hope all of you will be my witness today for I want to be with you, Mr. C forever!
2010-05-14 01:40:39 補充：
RRH: Yes of course, you have all of our best wishes!
The love story of Shrek and Fiona lived on and spread across the Oceanside. And as for Shrek and Fiona, they lived happily ever after.
(完)

急!!!!!!徵求翻譯中翻英 - 手錶

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