ANNOYINGORANGE1英文 - 手錶

Hi, 因為影片裡就有中譯了, 下面就只提供英文了. 請留意一下, 這只是我從對話中聽出來的, 可能會有些許錯誤的部份我把字體用粗體.
橘色: 柳丁說的.
紅色: 蘋果說的.
綠色: 梨子說的.
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Hey, Apple. (反覆)

What? What? What is it?

Oh, aren't you glad I didn't say "apple" again?

Yeah, yeah, the joke was funny the first four hundred times you said.it.

Hey, Apple!

What?

You look fruity.
Yeah, that ... that was hilarious.

Hey, Apple!.
What?

Can you do ten push-ups in ten seconds?
What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms, how am I gonna do one push-up?

Hey!
What?

Hey!
What?

Can you do this?
No!

Try it!
No! Stop it!
Ok, you've made your point. Stop it!
Would you please be quiet? For crying out loud! Would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds? I can't even hear myself think!

Hey, Apple!
What?

Knife ~
I warned you! Ou ... that looks like it hurts!
Tried to warn you.
......
Hey! Pear!
Oh, God!
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希望有幫上忙.