哪個英文高手能幫我翻英文.20點(急) - 手錶

My name is Jay.
My constellation is Gemini.
I live in Taichung.
My family opens a beef-noodles store.
Welcome to my home to eat anytime.
I like cats and apples.
Playing ball game and eating dinner are my interest.
Studying and eating are my hate.
I like to watch TV when I have a headache.
I like to look myself in the mirror when I feel boring.
I like to eat apples when I am watching TV.
I like to sing when I looking myself in the mirror.
My neighbors often call my names as my bad singing, so I do not dare to sing loudly.
Talk with me when you have time.
Just do not let you mouth free .

My name is Jay
I The constellation is Gemini
I live in Taizhong
My home opened the beef noodle shop
Having time can come to my home to eat
I like The things are that cats has apples
I The interest is Play ball. Have supper
Do not like The thing is Have lunch and still study
Have a headache Like watching TV at time
It is boring Like looking in the mirror at time
Watch TV Like eating apples at time
Look in the mirror Like singing at time
But I sing unpleasantly
Often the neighbours will all come to scold me
So I do not dare to sing too loudly
Have time and chat with me
Don't let one's own The mouth is idle

My name is a Jay.
My horoscope is Gemini.
I live in Taichung.
My house opens a beef noodles store.
Free can come to my house to eat.
The thing that I like is still a cat to have an apple.
My interest is to play ball, eat supper.
The matter that don't likes has lunch to still have already studied.
The headachy time likes to watch a television.
The boring time likes to see in mirror.
The time that watches a television likes to eat an apple.
The time of seeing in mirror likes to sing a song.
But I sing a song not pretty.
Usually the neighbors all will scold me.
So I dare not to sing too loudly.
Free come right away to have a chat with me!
Don't make own the ㄉ mouth carefree.