可以給我這篇的英文嗎?? 我聽力太弱,很多句都不懂,可以幫幫我嗎?
網址http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHeryMZeejs
Update:
不好意思,我是需要原文,不是翻譯
網址http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHeryMZeejs
Update:
不好意思,我是需要原文,不是翻譯
請英文高手幫我~!!(瘋電視原文) - 手錶
· 2011-11-21Table of Contents
· 2011-11-21 · 2011-11-21
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2011-11-22 22:43:23 補充：
Attention travelers, Due to recent changes in airport screening procedure, all passengers may not have liquid, gel or aerosols of any size aboard the aircraft.
Excuse me, excuse me, sorry! I got to get through, I'm sorry, can we get through, we're gonna miss our flight.
Ma'am, this prodedure is not donna stop simply because you're unable to wake up on time.
Can you just hurry up? We ar ein first class and we are very late.
Okay I'll try. These prohibited items include: beverages, shampoo, hair gel, hair spray,
I know what you're doing.
Creams, lotions, potions, glue, apple juice, donut fillings, and other items of the similar consistency.
Ma'am, is your dabber bag free and clear of the prohibited items I have so spoken?
Yes, yes,
Okay, I'm gonna have to take a look.
No, I just told you it's fine.
Honey, relax, she's just doing her job.
Well, thank you sir for your support. and may I say that Polo shirt fits you very nicely.
Oh, thank you !
Delicious, You are welcome.
Hahahaha
Mmm Hmm, Ma'am, this over the counter doppler cream is prohibited.
But my baby has a rash.
But so do I, But I know I cannot bring a cream on board, I'll throw it. Mmm Hmm,
No no no, that's Chanel lipstick, it's very expensive!!
Oh, I know that!! but it is lip balm.(與炸彈同音), and lip balm like all other bombs are not allowed aboard the aircraft. and not only it is not allowed, but a woman with a pasty complexion such as yours, cannot put on this shade of red. I, however, CAN.
I'll bet you can!!
Huh... You're gonna get eaten up today boy!!
Ah, Hahaha Whoa!! watch out!!
You are very inappropriate!!
You know, I feel that a circle of negativity you are building around your off spring is very inappropriate. Babies absorb hostile energy like they are sucking it off your teat!!
It's true, I saw it online somewhere.
You clearly don't know how to do your job. I mean where do they find you? the DMV?
You'd better calm down little Miss Bin Laden!!
I'm not a terrorist.
I will be the judge of that.
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2011-11-22 22:50:53 補充：
I am our country's gate keeper, and any procedure I need to do to protect your baby, and my babies, and my baby's babies, and even my cousin Tee Tee's Baby's babies' babies' babies.
2011-11-22 22:53:52 補充：
I will carry out to my fullest ability and capacity to protect the world commuters, Believe that...@@#$%#.
You may proceed to X-ray.
You two please enjoy your flight.
2011-11-22 22:54:30 補充：
Thank you!!
You are welcome.
I love you!!!
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